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Maya. Kpop girl groups (After School, SNSD, Dal Shabet, Nine Muses, Ladies' Code, 4minute, Red Velvet, Bob Girls, Girl's Day, Rania, f(x), BESTie, Crayon Pop plus others). Perfume/prfm. B2st. Anime (Free!, Attack on Titan, ATLA, LOK, FMA, Naruto). Harry Potter. The Hunger Games. I'm a Hufflepuff, yo! (my queue is basically always on)

clandestine7 on ao3 & ffn

DEAR TAMMY I MADE THIS FOR YOU <3

and your submit box is closed so i’m going to make a badass post for you instead, because i want to cheer you up and i dunno how well i’ll succeed but i have tried valiantly. I HOPE TO ALL THINGS HOLY THE PICTURES WORK I THINK YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE GRAY BOXES AND THEN PLEASE OH PLEASE LET THEM SHOW UP PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. 

ahem. 

forget about that other guy. just forget about his face. because one day, you’ll have this man instead. who is 943028340280423 times sexier. he’s so sexy, that when i typed ‘block b zico sexy’ into google, this is the first pic that popped up:

i have never seen a sexier man in my life. holy fuck. he makes junhyung look like a fish. an ugly ass fish. pardon my french. here, have a few pictures of him being a little bit less sexy:

i guess he looks okay in those. but nothing like that first picture. damn, he just looks godly in that one. you two will have the most gorgeous children. with really cute smiles:

and big beady eyes:

let’s also take a moment to admire his stomach. 

forget b-bomb. let’s examine zico’s flawless bellybutton plus surrounding abdominal muscles. imagine what it must feel like to run your hands across that. one day, tammy. one day. 

HOLD UP. EVERYBODY FREEZE. ESPECIALLY YOU TAMMY. DON’T MOVE. I HAVE JUST FOUND A PICTURE EVEN SEXIER THAN THAT FIRST ONE. BEHOLD, AND CALM YOUR PRECIOUS HEART:

i must say. your taste in men is superb. look at the elegant swoop of his eyebrows,  those deep indents by his nose that accentuate his high cheekbones. the alluring pucker to his lips (holy shit i’m laughing my ass of right now btw XD). the sultry gaze shining out of his wide open eyes. his double chin is also quite a turn on. (i typed in ‘block b zico cute’ when i found this one. you bbc’s make me very happy).

so tamtam, my queen, banish those icky feelings, rid yourself of all of them. i have found your shining prince~ who shall ride to you on a white stallion, and shall whisk you away into the sunset!!!!!!!! and every night he’ll say good night to you with a good night kiss. so cheer up, girl!